Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Ole! Gran Canaria- the adventures of Ceals and Darren...


Puerto Rico harbour


Ola! Yes, we have returned, and just like any British Holidaymaker worth their salt, totally traumatised by sunstroke and 3rd degree sunburn! Yes alas, dear reader, we got well and truely hit...

But before I share the wonders of sub-tropical sunburn, let me begin as the holiday began...at the beginning!! (I'm going all Stephen Fry on my ass).


The week started well, flying from Manchester in the early morning of Monday 11th September, and eventually reached the resort of Puerto Rico on the south coast of Gran Canaria around 2pm. We dumped our bags, and looked out over the balcony.






The view was absolutely beautiful.











The Cala D'Or apartments are located halfway up the cliffs (it's a flippin' mountain- 187 steps to climb- or get a taxi for 2.40 euros lol) but that didn't hinder us at all. The apartment, B313, was spacious and clean, with a lovely balcony with a beautiful sea view. The only reservation we had, was as we were 3 star, you would expect air conditioning. No. And the added insult was you had to hire a fan, at 30 Euros per week (10 acted as a deposit and was returned upon departure). It merely moved warm air around. Definitely NOT the place to stay if you were holidaying June/July/August when the sub-tropical sun is at its strongest.


The town of Puerto Rico is set in a valley, with the town centre beneath us with all amenities you could wish for. The mouth of the valley was met by the beautiful azure, crystal clear Atlantic Ocean, marina/harbour and man made beach (sand imported from the Sahara, which is along the same latitude, around 700 miles east).





A fabulous time was had by all...we drank, we ate, the rum was flowing and we had a lovely time pottering around by day,







and we walked along the beach at night, so romantic...


Celia paddling in the sea


Our view at night



Now I am naturally very shy when it comes to try to speak other languages- I'm always very self conscious of how crap I'm doing that I trail off and hide. I think this stems from doing my oral exam in German at school...gave a perfect answer to a question, and the teacher lent over and said "great answer...now try it in German, you just did it in French". It honestly traumatised me, and I've never been the same since.


Well the ace AA Gran Canaria guide D bought said "Canarians love you trying to speak some Spanish". Now I only studied German and French at school. The fragments of Spanish I have, are from my pal Jane at work, who has been doing evening classes.

So, I threw myself at the Canarians mercy and went for it!!

The Canarians love you trying...they are fluent English speakers, but their little faces light up when you say "gracias", "por pavor" etc. They beam and their little faces reminded me of when my Mum was proud of a drawing I brought home from school of a Fire Engine when I was 6.


We made quite a few friends when we were there...off the furry type. Yes, you've guessed it, local tame feral cats. I must be honest I was wary of even touching them at first, but D was smitten and they weren't at all nasty or funny, all purrs and cuteness! D gave them wee saucers of water at night and they truely appreciated it because of the heat. I think other visitors and the apartment owners themselves do their bit too, as the males weren't, how can I put it politely, 'entire' (ahem)...



They were a welcome distraction too, when we caught the sun on Wednesday...it's now been a week and my back is still killing me. It only took 15 minutes (and we had lotion on too) but the sub-tropical sun hits hard even in September. It knocked us on our sides (I would say backs, but I couldn't lie on it) for 2 days, and I was unable to leave the apartment, as even wearing something over my back was murder, and I couldn't bear the heat of the sun, even through a top.


Thankfully a rep from a suntan firm visted the Cala D'or, and we bought their skin repair lotion and heavy-duty moisturiser/rehydrator. Cracking stuff, worked miracles, and the best thing too...all natural product, no chemicals.


So by the weekend, although still tender, we were able to get back out, and explored the area.


On the last day, on Sunday, we signed up for a 2 and a half hr Dolphin cruise. We went out with an apparent 80% of seeing some dolphins in the ocean.
What absolute crap. No sign of dolphins anywhere. It ended up being 3 hrs as the captain became more and more obviously stressed, and by the time we returned, some people were near to throwing up as it had been pretty choppy 2 miles out on the Atlantic!
We retuned pretty crestfallen- afterall, we'd wasted our last afternoon sat in a ferry, and as D said "there's only so many times you can say ' ooh isn't the sea blue". No music, nothing. At least we had a toilet. The only blessing I think, was that it had gone quite overcast, so my covered back didn't get another roasting.


We returned to base, dusted ourselves off, and decided to hit the beers, the vodka, the local Gran Canarian rum Ron Miel (absolutely gorgeous) and our favourite restaurant, Miami, who introduced us to the honey rum. They give you two shot glasses and a bottle of Ron Miel with your bill!



The food in there is absolutely fabulous...if you visit Puerto Rico, you MUST dine in Miami's. We adored their steaks (12" plates and it covers three quarters of it- cooked to your preference and to perfection, along with lovely salad and a big bowl of fries). The rest of their food is also fantastic.


D enjoying Sunday roast at Miami's!


Plus they were helping me with my humble attempts with Spanish- "how do I say..."- so warm and friendly and appreciated my efforts. Mind you, that goes for all the Canarians...warm, friendly, and above all, genuine.


We plan to return, but this time for two weeks. As Arnie says, "We will be back!"





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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Holidaying, Peter Kaye style...



Yes readers, as the comedian Peter Kay says, "Booked it, packed it, f*cked off!". We booked a last minute 7 day holiday to Gran Canaria last night on Teletext...yes, after spending hours trawling internet sites, the best deal ended up being on good ol' fashioned teletext- can you believe it!!!




So on Monday morning (MY BIRTHDAY...ahem, she said, casually), at 7.30 a.m., we are on a jet plane and off to the Canary Islands! Can't wait. Infact, desperate for a holiday...last time I went on a sunseeking holiday was with my Mum in 1992 to Malta. Otherwise it's been work. Work, and abit of work thrown in. You know it's bad when your 85 yr old father (who should be clinging to you for dear life) is demanding that I go on holiday, "yer only young once", etc etc!!


ahh...the azure sea of Gran Canaria...I'll be in it this time on Monday...

And you know, he has a point! The years are flying by, and I'm counting down the final few days of being 34 and seeing that there is alot more to life than promotion, money and material gains...all of which you can't take with you. Plus it aint likely that the minister at my funeral is going to mention "and Celia gained her promotion into management at 29 yrs old, has a £100k house and Capital Bonds". No...you're remembered for being a loving partner/sister/friend, great sense of humour, etc... yes I am hitting a mid-thirties crisis, and LOVING IT!

I love counting down the days to my birthday, I always have a look back over the past year and see what I've done, and what I want to do next.

I've:
  • Started a Blog!!!!!!
  • Piloted a plane
  • Become a Godmum!
  • Been with D five years (is it reeeally that long?)
  • Survived (and enjoyed) a mud-strewn festival
  • Seen Karen more
  • Got myself a new car I adore (fondly nicknamed Basil after the airplane I flew lol)
  • Revisited Dublin
  • Visited old and dear friends (Karen, Mark)
  • Started and stopped a Masters Degree (due to illness, but have learnt alot in the process)
  • Been passionate about my work, and the culture change. Pushed my boundaries and been rewarded with increased self belief and confidence...very much lacking before.
  • Had Life coaching, and been encouraged by my Coach to become one for the department! (Yes Karen, you have every right to be laughing and smug...you told me I should do this 3 years ago, but I wasn't in a place where I could listen...thanks for believing in me xx)
  • Begun the Family Tree for the Dalys! Thanks Aunt Lorraine!!! xxxx Got back to great-grandfather Charles Daly thanks to you, Aunt Rose and fabulous documents kept safe by my Dad, belonging to my sadly departed Mum.

As for what I want to do in my 35th year:

I will;

  • Go on a 2week holiday somewhere hot (yes I'm getting greedy lol)
  • Continue with the family tree...never know what surprises it may bring lol!!
  • Freshen up my rusty German, so I can write to my cousin Nici more (without having to cheat and use Babelfish translator to check my spelling lol)
  • Continue with this fabulous thing called a Blog!
I also hope that I shall do plenty of things totally without planning, as I do tend to over-plan things (but it does pay off sometimes- remember my demanding wellies for V Festival lol)

So here I come,
from Blackpool...




to the Canary Islands (even their road looks nice)...

I shall return with photos a-plenty and, no doubt due to my Irish/Scottish lineage, either burnt red, or, akin to the Dulux paint, " white with a hint of tan".


Either way, Ole!!


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Thursday, August 31, 2006

The Mighty Boosh! Come with me on a journey through time and space...


PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR
T
HE
MIGHTY BOOSH!!!!



The
whole reason I wanted to start my Blog in the first place, was to natter excitedly about my ongoing (and not always healthy) obsession with The Mighty Boosh.

Somehow life got in the way...but now I am determined to put this wrong damn right!!!!


The Mighty Boosh is one of the finest, most mad-cap bonkers and genius comedies ever aired on BBC, and is written by Julian Barrett and Noel Fielding (see left).




Dose Boosh boys they got da style....











First aired in 2004 in the UK (now all across the continent, US and Australia- infact Oz was the first place they really took off live), I was hooked immediately by it's great daft humour and clever writing and delivery.





Julian Barrett plays Howard Moon, a mustachioed man who believes he is an unrecognised jazz maverick genius, a man full of adventure and wunderlust. Yeah. He thought his visit to his granny's was a weekly travelling adventure. An intellectually vain and deluded creature hurtling towards a middle-age crisis, Howard believes he is destined for greater things, but never will be. This character is loveable, if only because of his love-hate relationship with his young zookeeper assistant, Vince Noir.



Vince is the flip-side to this comedy duo, a stylish, popular and gifted cheeky cockney, the kind of man Howard wanted to be when he was younger. But wasn't. Vince is played brilliantly by writer Noel Fielding. Jazz? You gotta be joking...he adores Gary Numan, Mod rock and Goths. He also is able to talk to the animals- which is damn lucky as the first series is set inside the a run-down but magical zoo called the Zooniverse with a shaman called Naboo, a talking gorilla, and is run by Bob Fossil, a demented American.



AND WE WENT TO SEE THE LIVE SHOW!





Yep, they toured the UK, and Stef, Karen, Darren and I went to Manchester March this year to see them...





The opening curtain from our seats...



The live show was fantastic, and as I blog, Julian and Noel are putting the finishing touches to the Live DVD of The Mighty Boosh Live tour.





Have a nosey through our photos, and enjoy a foretaste of The Boosh Live Tour lunacy to hit our screens...







Hello and welcome to the show...




The Arctic...



Vince in Spain, seeking guidance from Rudy...



Encore!!



Favourite quotes:


"Don't go mockin' my mocha!"



" Ice flow, no where to go, lost in the blinding whiteness of the Tundra...check him out"


"Jazz is, Jazz was, Jazz be...be bop chucka chucka...wah wah wah!"



"What is this, a Parisian divorce court?"



"Oh look, it's a fence, but no..it's soft..."



Bainbridge: "ahh Naboo, are you in a trance??"
Naboo: "nah, just listening to Fleetwood Mac"
Bainbridge: "ahhh Ruumours"
Naboo: "No, Tusk"
Bainbridge pulls repulsed face. (Stoney silence).



"Look at them shine...look at them shine..."






Favourite episode: Tundra, Series 1, Episode 4.


"Ice flow, no where to go..."




In song format...the Tundra Rap...click to jump & watch The Mighty Boosh - Tundra Rap





And a passion both The Boosh and I share...





Lieutenant Columbo....


The Boosh is loose and we're a little bit RAWWW!


Sunday, August 27, 2006

August Bank Holiday Sunday with Ann & Charlotte

Ann & daughter...my wee munchkin Charlotte


August bank holiday Sunday! Ann sweetly asked Darren and I over for tea! We attacked the poor sod at 4.30, and thoroughly enjoyed Ann's renowned spag bol followed with unexpected bonus ice cream and pears (yuuum), as did Charlotte!!


We sat outside in the decking area and enjoyed the overcast but warm weather mitt drinkies (mine a Guinness, ta!! lol!), then pottered indoors and bathed Charlotte, but not until we had all spoken to and seen Daddy aka Tez live on Internet phone/screen link from Germany. Poor bugger has been over there on work training, but is coming home Friday. Charlotte had me in total pieces...she kept picking up Ann's mobile and trying to talk to her Dad through it lmao- clever lass! Knew exactly what her mum was doing, and was trying to do the same thing- use a phone! This aint no dumb blonde. Infact, I can say without hint of bias, that she demonstrates more intelligence and nouse than some of the people I work with (you know who you are lol...)


Charlotte debuts the new fashion accessory for Summer '06


But of course it being an August Bank Holiday in the UK, at some point, it MUST Rain!! Oh and rain it did- buckets of it, along with thunder and lightening. But we were all safe and warm in the lounge with mood lighting, watching re-runs of Fraiser, having a good ol' chin wag and laughing as we remembered how good Fraiser used to be.

Cracking day xx

Snowy the cat moves in for the kill (well cuddle) with Ann & sleepy Charlotte...



Gizmo in his best 'Cat Monthly' front-page pose (innocent yet knowing...)




Friday, August 25, 2006

THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE 'K.B.O.' IT...
(and I feel fine)....



Recently, the world's media have been waiting with bated breath, as the International Astronomical Union met in Prague to vote whether Pluto should still be considered the Ninth Planet.
Yesterday, they declared that Pluto was now considered a Dwarf Planet, with the other eight (including ours), being considered the 8 Classical Planets.
I was overjoyed at this decision, as I have begun to increasingly realise as an amateur astronomer, that Pluto doesn't deserve true planet status.

This morning I discover that other astromoners around the world were throwing fits screaming " you can't! It's a planet no it is really!" I HAVE BEEN INCENSED by their responses- my God, I thought, but these are scientists! How can they be so sentimental when the harsh facts show Pluto no longer deserves true planet status?

Let me make my argument. Now. Pluto is (was) the ninth planet, as were all taught in school. And it was true...it was the farthest known orbit in the Solar System, discovered by farm-boy Clyde Tombaugh in 1930.
Ahhhhh. Scientists and astromomers were soooo relieved to find this planet. Since the discovery of Neptune by William Hershel, astronomers were puzzled by Neptune's wonky orbit...it was askewed, as if being 'pulled' by something, distorting it's real orbit.
This new planet solved this problem- Pluto fitted the bill.
Relief. The Solar System was orderly again.

But, things started to go wrong... Pluto wasn't playing the game.

As technology became more sophisticated and viewing techniques improved, astronomers were starting to sweat. Things weren't right....

First, it's orbit. |Unlike the other 8 Classical Planets, who all orbit the Sun in a roughly round orbit, along the same plane, (as if all lying along an invisible thread when viewed sideways). It was found that Pluto was in a strange, very elongated orbit, so bizarrely different from the other 8 classical planets. It's orbit is so ellipical, that Pluto actually cuts in across Neptune's orbit, and for a while Neptune is the farthest planet from the Sun. It acts more like a far out comet.

Second. It's size. First presumed to be massive when discovered, Planet X's size has been corrected, re-corrected and corrected again to the point it has dwindled to not even being the size of Continental USA at only 1300 miles across.

Earth VS Pluto (comparative sizes)


But that's ok, astronomers said. It can still be considered a planet, because it's round (due to it's own gravity being able to contract into a sphere). AND it has a satallite! Ooh! And another!!

Pluto being found to have satellites made some astronomers think it could avoid the axe...

And the other learned reason it could still be considered a planet, they said, was because, errrm...we want it to be! Generations of kids have learnt it's the 9th planet! Don't hurt the kiddies!



But it wasn't enough. The one that really put the cat amongst the pigeons, though, was when Mike Brown found UB313 three years ago...Codename Xena, which was declared as possibly the 10th Planet.

Xena and it's relative position

It was even bigger than Pluto!

But by this time the opinion and observations of the Solar System had changed. Lots of debris had been discovered out near Pluto, similar to the asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter, all leftovers from the beginnings of our Solar System billions of years ago. But this area out by Pluto, the Kuiper Belt (after the astronomer who theorized it's existence long before we had the technology to find it) has lots and lots of Keiper Belt Objects-KBOs...some big, most small.

UB313, Xena, was found there (bigger than Pluto)
As was another planet-sized object (nicknamed Santa)
Oh dear.
Another (nicknamed Rudolph)
And Another (Quaoar)
Aaannd another (Sedna).

Pluto was no longer alone. It had company. Infact, some objects were bigger than itself. But astronomers would only call them KBOs, not real planets.

Which is where we come to, today.

Pluto has been sacked for the right reasons....it doesn't move along the Solar System's orbit plane, it has a comet-like, not planet-like, orbit round it's parent star, and is nestled in amongst other similarly found objects, found to be nothing more than the dusty outer-ring leftovers from the Solar System's birth.


So, what of the astronomers who want Pluto reinstating?

(Deep breath)

I'm sorry, but in my humble opinion, they are mixing science with sentimentality. There is no room for childhood nostalgia in science.
Science is supposed to deal with hard, cold clinical facts. It is supposed to be rational. It is meant to transcend the fool-hardiness that occurs when emotion becomes confused with logic. The recent romanticism in this area of astromomy has frankly, sent me mad, and I am amazed that hard-nosed academic astronomers, actually have the nerve to face the public and say, "but the kids don't want to lose it".

My response to that, is two-fold;

1) Ceres was once thought to be 'the missing planet' between Mars and Jupiter. It transpired that it is only a large object in what we now know as the Asteroid Belt, and it was demoted to minor planet.
How much sleep did people lose when Ceres was relegated? Not much, I 'd guess.

2) Don't mix sentimentality with scientific evidence and observation. Face the facts.



FIN.